I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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