So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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