took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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