i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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