how can u be prego again
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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