please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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