I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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