you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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