you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You pole danced in your parka.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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