But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
