He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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