on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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