what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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