Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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