Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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