Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My bed smells like the plague
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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