I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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