with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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