AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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