I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch