Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.