i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.