ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee