Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
BRING THE BAGELS
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.