i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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