There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
40s are totally the cure
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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