If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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