i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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