So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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