Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Quick, to the slutcave!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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