Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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