I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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