ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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