He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.