so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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