Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home