He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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