I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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