no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So vagazzling was a success
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Shame is for Republicans.
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