your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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