i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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