It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i drank out of a bidet.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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