Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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