I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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