i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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