I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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