Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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