this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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