doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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