his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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