Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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