She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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