Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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