Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.