I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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